sometimes when i get on omegle and the first thing someone says is
I think about birds during mating rituals where the guys are just strutting around with their chests and genitalia puffed out for like 2 weeks.
stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me because you and i both know they live in fucking poland or uganda and ill never meet them
Well if that’s the case you uganda go find them
i swear to god im gonna take a poland hit you over the head with it
why develop feelings for people when you can just walk into traffic and achieve the same results
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
all hail Dionysus amen